diff --git a/template/header.html b/template/header.html
index a4ab2f0..3dbb7f6 100644
--- a/template/header.html
+++ b/template/header.html
@@ -40,11 +40,23 @@
 				<a href = "https://rustystriker.dev/">
 					<h1 style="margin-bottom:0px;">Rusty's Website</h1>
 				</a>
-				<p style = "margin-top: 0px;">
+				<p id="subtitle" style = "margin-top: 0px;">
 					A place for wanky stuff, weird JavaScript and  warm-ish takes
 				</p>
 				<a href = "https://rustystriker.dev/about.html">About</a>
 				<a href = "https://gitea.rustystriker.dev/RustyStriker/website">Source</a>
-				<a href = "https://rustystriker.dev/licenses.html">Licenses</a>
+				<!-- <a href = "https://rustystriker.dev/licenses.html">Licenses</a> -->
 			</div>
+            <script>
+                let opts = [
+                    "A place for wanky stuff, weird JavaScript and wam-ish takes",
+                    "not a graphic designer",
+                    "Just another semi-old school website",
+                    "This website uses absolutely no cookies",
+                    "This website is provided as is with no warranty",
+                    "For the best experience you might want to use Firefox/Librewolf",
+                    "I use <a href= \"https://artixlinux.org/\" >Artix</a> btw",
+                ];
+                document.getElementById("subtitle").innerHTML = opts[Math.floor(Math.random() * opts.length)];
+            </script>
 		</header>
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